dislap:

exitmusicforafilmm:

crypticrose:

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went OK.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…OMg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you

So I finally found the science side

razorblade-eyes:

chief-pan , everybody.

weaaregroot:

mcu meme: 1/1 film;  guardians of the galaxy (2014)

Now I’m standing. Y’all happy? We’re all standing up now! A bunch of jackasses standing in a circle.

freshprinceofthefayz:


fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

freshprinceofthefayz:

fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan


  • what she says: you can touch my hair if you want
  • what she means: please for the love of god play with my hair feel how soft it is i will roll over into your lap like a kitten

  • me looking at thing: yooooo
  • me looking at price: nooooo

Are you telling me the fate of 12 billion people is in the hands of a thief, two thugs, a murderer, and a maniac?

thr-ill:

have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

recoveryofabrokenteen:

arcticmoshing:

semperready:

percuigiochiamoci:

impossibile non rebloggare, aiuto

you don’t really see enough of this.

This is one of those things that makes you wanna cry instantly

I can’t wait for you to come home babe!

just-watch-me-hachiko:

rainydayraised:

A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007

The caption changes so many assumptions

just-watch-me-hachiko:

rainydayraised:

A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007

The caption changes so many assumptions

follovved:

blazekinn:

follovved:

i may be ugly and untalented

but…?

thats all

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”