so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went OK.
i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…OMg
actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”
I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins
looks like someone’s a HO
i’m done with all of you
So I finally found the science side
- what she says: you can touch my hair if you want
- what she means: please for the love of god play with my hair feel how soft it is i will roll over into your lap like a kitten
- me looking at thing: yooooo
- me looking at price: nooooo
Are you telling me the fate of 12 billion people is in the hands of a thief, two thugs, a murderer, and a maniac?
have no regrets
except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those
A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”